Jokes & anecdotes from the history of the Arabs

A Bedouin said to another, lend me twenty dirhams, and Ogelna months and no one is
He said: DH, I do not have, and the term has Ogeltk years instead of the month!

In ancient times

Where it was not on Earth after humans

The virtues and vices .. Roam the world together:

Love. Compassion. Love. Evil. Hatred. Sadness. Joy ... etc.

And feel very bored

One day ... As a solution to the problem of chronic boredom

Proposed the creation of the game and he called hide and seek or hide and seek

Everyone loved the idea

Madness and shouted: I want to start .. I want to start

I Siegmd of his eyes .. And starts counting

And you you directly enforced

Bmrfiqih then leaned on a tree .. And began

One ... Two .... Three ....

And began hiding the virtues and vices

Tenderness found a place on the Moon

Treason and hid themselves in a heap and Rdalh

Passion and hid among the clouds

He longing to the ground

Lie said aloud:

Sakhva myself under stones

He then went to the bottom of the lake

The madness continued to count:

Seventy-nine ... Eightieth .... Eighty-one ..

During that completed all the virtues and vices hide

Except love ...

As usual ...

His decision was not ...

And therefore did not decide where to disappear

This is not surprising for a

We know how difficult it is love hiding

Went crazy:

Ninety-five .... Ninety-seven .....

And when Madness got to: one hundred

Love jumped into a group of roses and disappeared inside

Madness and the search began yelling:

I am coming to you .... I am coming to you .....

Alordhl was first exposed

Because it did not make any effort to hide himself

He then appeared tenderness hidden in the moon

And then came out from the bottom of the lake lies a lump self

The offline in order to bring him out of the ground

And found them all crazy .. One after the other

Except love ...

Almost get frustrated and desperate in his search for love

When approached by envy

Whispered in his ear:

Hidden love in the rose bush

Madness grabbed a wooden fork-like spear

And began to stab the rose bush

Heedlessly

But did not stop crying when he heard heart-rending

Love back .. Which obscures his eyes with his hands

And blood dripping from his fingers

Shouted madness regret: Oh my God, what did you do?

What can I do to fix my fault after Avqdtk sight?

Love answered: can not reconsider me

But there is still what you can do for me:

Be a Pilot

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This is what happened from that day:

Became blind love .... Led by the madness !!!!!